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    8月1日

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    A big thankyou to Fritz for filling in for me yesterday.  He was right about that movie, I dont think it even deserves a rating, it should go right into the trash can.
    The World Series of Poker started last Friday at the Rio in Las Vegas, and ends on Thursday, 8/10.   In a publicity stunt, Pokershare.net tried to enter a 4 year old Chimpanzee named Mikey in the tournament.  Unfortunately, he was denied admission.  You can read about it HERE.
    Beer Troubleshooting chart
    SYMPTOM
    FAULT
    ACTION
    Feet cold and wet.
    Glass being held at incorrect angle.
    Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
    Feet warm and wet.
    Improper bladder control.
    Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.
    Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
    Glass empty.
    Get someone to buy you another beer.
    Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
    You have fallen over backward.
    Have yourself leashed to bar.
    Mouth contains cigarette butts.
    You have fallen forward.
    See above.
    Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
    Mouth not open or glass applied to wrong part of face.
    Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
    Floor blurred.
    You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
    Get someone to buy you another beer.
    Floor moving.
    You are being carried out.
    Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
    Room seems unusually dark.
    Bar has closed.
    Confirm home address with bartender.
    Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
    Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
    Cover mouth.
    Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
    You are dancing on the table.
    Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
    Beer is crystal-clear.
    It's water! Somebody is trying to sober you up.
    Punch him.
    Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
    You have been in a fight.
    Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.
    Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
    You've wandered into the wrong party.
    See if they have free beer.
    Your singing sounds distorted.
    The beer is too weak.
    Have more beer until your voice improves.
    Don't remember the words to the song.
    Beer is just right.
    Play air guitar.
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    Barbara发表:
     i love your beer chart....i think i'll send it to my nephews.
    8 月 3 日
    Frannie发表:
    HAHAHAHA!!!  Loved the beer chart!  I needed the laugh....Thank you!
     
    Hope the humidity has eased up for you!!
    8 月 3 日
    ÇåЯő£Ynñ发表:
    Oh God, that is so hysterical!  I have to copy this, keep it on my desktop for when I need a good laugh.  I only WISH my singing voice would get better when I drink... as soon as I feel a slight buzz, I know I will sound like I'm tone deaf.  Not fair, since that's the only time I have the nerve to sing in public!
    CJ in AK
    8 月 2 日
    KBecca发表:
    ROFLMAO!!
    8 月 1 日
    BPJ发表:
    Hi KT.
     
    This is some hilarious reading! Thanks for the chuckles.
     
    ~*~Paula~*~
    8 月 1 日
    .Miss Beth发表:
    Love the beer shart, but might want to add one about not being able to read the chart after a few!!
     
    have a great day
    Beth
    8 月 1 日
    Pete Lustig发表:

    Hey, Tom - When I tried to get into Late Life Crisis today I found that the Spaces idiots have changed the URLs for our Spaces. The new setup puts the name of the blog at the beginning of the URL chain (after htttp://)  I couldn't make it work for getting to my own blog, so I went to the "What's Your Story" Spaces page and clicked on the name in the list of Best of the Week choices.  I could then get in to Late Life, but when I tried to do a new posting, it refused it. 

    So, I decided to try to find some of my blogger friends in that Best of Spaces list and found yours.  Thats's how I got in here.

    What in the world are thse jerks thinking? None of our links to other favorite blogs will work.

    If you can think of some way to get to the MSN Spaces people and raise hell, will you PLEASE do so?

    I don't even know if this comment is going to post. But here goes ...

     

    8 月 1 日
    Alicia发表:
    LMFAO @ Kim's comment!!  You always post the COOLEST stuff, Tom!
     
    HUGS!!  :)
    8 月 1 日
    Kim发表:
    Is this our Convention handbook?
    8 月 1 日
    FloridaRos​ebay发表:
    Good beer chart. I'll have to remember some of those.  :)
    8 月 1 日
    雁子发表:
    come across today it's pretty ,i like your space often to see U since may U luck! the finis.：）
    8 月 1 日
    H.Nadine发表:

    Good Am!! You are in my time zone and I have to be quick to be first!

     

    Have a great day!

    8 月 1 日

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