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August 23

Busy, busy, busy, work, work, work, I'm exhausted, I need a vacation.

YES, I'm flying to Buffalo early Thursday morning and returning late Monday night. I dont think you'll see a blog entry until next Wednesday. Pictures and stories to follow.

I had good news from the American govt on Saturday. Yu Yi's visa application and green card application are both approved. All paperwork is on its way to China. I mailed her the last of my documents, including the "affidavit of support". Now she will wait for the phone call, to set up her interview, and bring with her all of her supporting documents.

Today at 3:30 pm I'll be having a test called a Esophageal Manometry. Its a prerequisite to my hiatal surgery which will take place sometime this year. No food or drink after midnight, I'll be starving all day long.

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you" The girl looked at him, and then said, "NO." Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.... so she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!"

Chinese word of the day

Shou shu..........(show shoe)..........surgery

OOOPS, I didnt realize it at the time, but DENISE posted this same joke almost 2 weeks ago.

I missed alot of blog reading while I was on vacation.

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	SomedayQuilterwrote: Hi there, I visited your wife's blog from a link on someone else's blog (I forget who's) and am glad to hear you've gotten the necessary paperwork approved and sent for her to come over here. Congratulations! Hope all goes well with your surgery. Have fun in Las Vegas with all those other bloggers. Aug. 29
	sweetie piewrote: LOL.... too funny on the joke. Hey glad the test went well. Sometimes those tests can be worse then the actual problem. Also good news on the green card.... Hope all continues to go well with that. I guess you are on your trip now... so enjoy. Check back later... Vallerie Aug. 25
	Kimberly Farmerwrote: I sure have missed your blogs. I need a new hard drive. Have fun in Buffalo Aug. 24
	Cheryl Mewrote: Great joke...I never read it before and glad the paperwork finally went through... Aug. 24
	MBI_FLYBOYwrote: Congrats on Yu-Yi's paperwork coming through! That's a Hoo-rah... Aug. 23
	spitfirewrote: Hey you... You're back! Glad you have good news about the visa and green card. ppsssstttt....I am one that has refused to deal with AOL also. The blogging and stuff is free. They use to attach themselves to so much sh*& in the PC it would take me forever to clean it all out. They were like getting bugs!!!! But I do have to say I like their blog set-up. I have to have one somewhere else that no one knows about because of Lily's biological mother. Long story and not one I will go into on blog. Have a safe trip and hurry back. Blessings, Dawn Aug. 23
	Connie T.wrote: Hi, I took the ant video off. I figured no one wanted to see some ant walking around but you can see it at Bolt, I still left it up there. Here is where you go to see it. http://www.bolt.com/cgtlv/video/1979065 That is where all my videos are at. I bet you just can't wait to go see it. LOL. Have a great evening. Aug. 23
	Miss Beth .wrote: I upgraded to IE7 just before the msn changes, maybe that is why i didn't have many problems but it stinks that others have trouble getting in , i have had people leave messages on my site this week for PPA and Party Princess because they couldnt get into their sites . almost defeats the purpose of having one. By the way, when you came to my space could you see the banner or was the entire page white? Aug. 23
	Sherry Of Burrwoodwrote: It won't be long now and the Mrs. will be by your side once again. I wish I was going to Buffalo. Actually I wish I was going anywhere. Well, enjoy your trip and think of me sitting here being bored while your gone. See ya when you get back and looking forward to the pictures. Take Care Sherry Aug. 23
	PJ Bwrote: Your Highness, Wow...do you ever sit still?? LOL..Congrats on the PAPERWORK!! I am so happy for you and Yu Yi. :) Have fun and be safe, Tom. ~*~Paula~ P.S. Not a BAD find from garage sales up North. Way to go. Aug. 23
	Sherrie Somebodywrote: Yayyyyy now that is wonderful news about the paperwork.....before you know it you're bride will be by your side, I'm so happy for you :-) As for the starving before the surgery, just be careful you don't get too lightheaded! Have a safe trip to Buffalo and let us know how it went. ~hugs~ Aug. 23
	Nikkiwrote: SO Happy to hear that Yu Yi's paperwork got approved!! Very happy for you. :) Better start brushing up on all the chinese you've learned so far. :) Loved the joke! :) Aug. 23
	Protowrote: No worries, the Joke is still funny. Aug. 23
	JESSIEwrote: Hello, I am back!! LOLOL Glad to read that soon your wife will be with you. Not a lot new in my world but trying to get caught up on my blog reading. Enjoy the vacation.. Peace J Aug. 23
	Leahwrote: that joke was funny. Glad your wife will be coming soon. I shall miss you while you are away again. Wish I could travel as much. Aug. 23
	Cindy Gwrote: Hey KT! Seeing I'm a total medical illiterate, I have no idea what kind of test you're going to have, but from reading the other comments, it doesn't sound like fun. Good luck... Also happy to hear your good news about Yu Yi. Enjoy your "vacation"...again. Cindy Aug. 23
	Becca Kwrote: I had that test. Sucks, but if it helps you to get to the end result of feeling better, you will survive one day without food. I am so happy to hear about the paperwork for YuYi. I hope that it is all finished soon. Hugs, Becca Aug. 23
	Nadine H.wrote: Now I really hate to have a tizzy on you but this seems so justified....But you are going off to have surgery and not tell us the outcome!?!?!?!?!? To ease our minds??? So sorry I had to show my ass like that.....hhhhhmmmm...... So happy about the good new for the Mrs....Lawzzzy, that red tape is thick!!! Here's to a speedy recovery! Hugs! Aug. 23
	Denisewrote: Oh king .. you haven't been by .. that joke was one of my friday funnies last week. Oh well... life goes on .. sooooo glad to hear about our Queen... that is great... cannot wait for the arrival. Work? You??? - there out to be a law... Take care my king. Kisses to the Mrs. ~ Aug. 23
	JustinsAuntPatriciawrote: King, It's "no name" Patricia ~ MSN is still giving me problems as you can see. Glad to hear that your Queen Rose will be finally here in the states soon. Loved the quarter joke and the teddy bear joke a lot. Good luck with that lovely test and try to enjoy a good dinner. Be safe when you fly to Buffalo, we need our King! Aug. 23

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