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July 25

I had another request for a law from NADINE, after some "dude from Turkey" left the following comment on her space:

nasýlsýnýz fotoðrafýnýz çok þaþýrtýcý ve güzel siz nasýl birisiniz acaba fotoðrafa bakýlýrsa farklý bir kiþiliðiniz var sizinle tanýþmak isterdim kendinize iyi bakýn cevabýnýzý bekliycem...

IIWK..... If a space is written in English, all comments must also be in English!!

When the driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig, he plowed into an empty tollbooth and smashed it to pieces.
He climbed down from his truck to survey the wreckage and within a matter of minutes, a truck pulled up and discharged a crew of state department of transportation workers.
The men picked up each broken piece of the former tollbooth and spread some kind of creamy substance on it. Then they began fitting the pieces together.
In less than a half hour, they had the entire tollbooth reconstructed and looking good as new.
"Astonishing!" the truck driver said to the crew chief.
"What was the white stuff you used to get all the pieces together?"
The crew chief said, "Oh, that was Tollgate Booth Paste."

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	Wondering Rahabwrote: Love the new law. I still haven't figured out why people do that. Do they really think I can understand what they said? Tollgate Booth Paste...I'm still laughing. I even had to call B and tell him. No worries I did not drink too much wine. We actually ddin't drink any other than our tastings until Sat. night and we didn't go anywhere until the next morning. We were very careful. WR July 26
	Debwrote: Groooooan....that joke was sooo bad! (But I am secretly smiling). July 26
	sweetie piewrote: Good Morning King, Well, I'm a actually able to spend a few min and catch up on my blogging. Been so busy with things going on and a very long work week. I get a few days off now so that is good. As to your question... no these patients are not terminal... (unless you look at it like we ALL are terminal at some point) ... just old and some take an awful lot of drugs to keep them in good health. But it is almost daily that one or the other just flat out states they want to GO... nothing at this point to live for. Well, I'm enjoying this sweet grand-daughter today. You'll have to try that recipe .. pretty good stuff... Hope the day goes well for you.. take care.. Vallerie July 26
	Harrywrote: Hey KT, I normally won't talk about things like that, but after L told me she read it somewhere I had to blog about it. I can just imagine what would happen if those were OUR rules July 26
	Naewrote: Loved the joke today. I'm sorry to read about your sister-in-law. How is YuYi handling all of this? Her blog sounds pretty lonely for you; I can't imagine getting married and waiting "forever" to be together. God bless you and keep you, Nae :o) July 25
	Miss Beth .wrote: Tax free week...Florida and Georgia offer one week of the year, a couple weeks before the school year starts , that everyone can shop for school related items ( clothes, shoes, office supplies, computers, ect.) and not have to pay any tax on these items. When you have kids in school or you own a business, that is a huge savings at the register. They have a state wide list of all items or types of items that can be purchased during this week without paying the salestax. This is the week we usually by the kids school clothes, supplies and sometimes even get a start on Christmas items that might fall under the list. Do you not have a tax free week where you are? If not then i guess we really are lucky to have it here Beth July 25
	Connie T.wrote: nasylsynyz fotodrafynyz iyi bakyn cevabynyzy. I have no idea what I just wrote. I totally agree with you. That is why they have a delete button. They could have said "This blog totally throws chunks" and you would never ever know. Have a great day. Go get fudge. July 25
	Mud Treasurewrote: Hi, K.T. I plan to attend the convention. I was simply awaiting a little news that I received today. I'm looking forward to it. MT July 25
	siobhan williamswrote: Hi, I was just stopping by. I actually plan to meet everyone in Vegas, but I already live here so I don't need a hotel or anything. Is there a place where everyone is meeting? About your law. Very good. Although one would think that would be common sense, not to mention common courtesy! Have a good one Siobhan July 25
	PJ Bwrote: KT, I read Kim's entry!!! WOWIEEEE. It's been too long since I was there. ( a little over a year now ). We all are going to have a blast!! I may stay an extra day just to rest up!! LOL..LOL..I am also debating whether or not to rent a car. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... I know the taxi's out there DESPISE picking people up to take them just a few blocks away!! And that pavement w/ walking can be so totally draining. As Kim said, Thank goodness for the Vendors that sell Bottled Water !!! I added Bill and EZ to the updated List. Thanks . ~~Paula~~ July 25
	Cindy Gwrote: Hey KT, It looks relatively balmy there today! We need another law...I see you have a comment from a Capn that needs $$$, there should be a law about this. I think it's highly illegal to space panhandle. Thanks in advance, Cindy July 25
	~♥ Princess Pout Alot ♥~wrote: oh how funny some one should put that in a translator to see what it says LOL Ok so whats wrong w/ a man doing a facial huh?????????? You guys age also whats wrong w/ deep cleaning your face, i do know several men that will admit to it (hehe) that they don't have a problem w/ them. It seems the days you come by are those girly type days. Ok well todays is a little more your style "what i paid" for things this past week-end while shopping & (no i didn't go to wal-mart) and some home remedy tips things you have around the house or ailments ok is that better for you???? Ok don't sweat to much it's not good for your pores LOL July 25
	Becca Kwrote: Good joke today! Where is the word of the day??? Hugs, Becca July 25
	Aliciawrote: Your joke reminds me of something Rusty saw last week...can't believe I didn't blog about it. A guy in a tractor trailer truck was driving carrying a MOBILE HOME and he fell asleep while going over a small bridge. He crashed and the MOBILE HOME ended up perched on the guard rails..BLOCKING all traffic for almost 9 hrs!!! He tooks pics of the trailer with his cell phone!! Thanks for voting!! HUGS!! :) July 25
	Nadine H.wrote: OMG I was only funnin' about the law....You are too kind to decree another law in my behalf. Thank you, your highness! And on a Tuesday at that!! July 25
	Cheryl Mewrote: Now that was a good joke! July 25
	PJ Bwrote: Hey Your Highness!!! Yippeeeeeeeeeeeee..Bill is on for VEGAS!! Woohoooo. He left a comment for me to come by here. :) Hope this finds you staying cool. I shall add Bill to my "Definite" list now. ~~Paula~~ July 25
	Dr. Qwayloodwrote: Hello, everyone. I have a seriaus problem here. I am 44 years old and self-employed.Threee days ago, iwas involved in a bad auto crash, which wasn't my fault and was rushed to the Banner hospital in Mesa.I am at home now, but messed up bad. To make a long story short;i have no health care insurance, at all..and now i owe $37,800 for all the hospital stuff, doctors, ambluance, and all.I cant work for about 3 more weeks and owe so much. I dont like asking for help, but if the readers would be kind enough to send contributions, i would be forever gratfull. Thank you. P.S. please leave your contribution contact info on my blog! July 25
	Saranya Chotejirakarnwrote: Thks 4ur comment on my space. Nice 2meet u na ka. U can join my space whenever u prefer ka. July 25

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