Its me again, Fritz, and its doggone good to be back as a guest blogger.  My owners are at their annual family reunion in Eagle Lake, Minnesota.  Uncle Tom is here to make sure I behave.  So far he's been good to me and I haven't had to bite him.  

My owners have DirecTV and have alot of movie stations, so last night we decided to watch a movie.  I wanted to watch "The Shaggy Dog", but Uncle Tom chose a stupid movie called "Flightplan".  The plot was completely illogical, far fetched, ridiculous and simply defies common logic.  Weren't the kidnappers taking a HUGE risk in assuming NOBODY would notice the little girl????  I'll give it a 1/2 a paw.

Uncle Tom is complaining about the weather.  He said its hotter in Madison now, than back in Phoenix.  And he mentioned something about the high humidity, whatever that is.

A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog peed on his leg. He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog.

A passerby who'd seen everything remarked, "That's very tolerant of you after what he just did."

"Not really," came the reply. "I'm just finding out where his mouth is, so I can kick him in the nuts."

If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street!

IIWK DOG...... No more "stupid pet tricks" on David Letterman, its embarrassing for us.

Chinese word of the day

Gou bing gan.......(go beon gun).......dog biscuit